10 WORST CHRISTMAS GIFTS

Last year my best friend gave me stupid razor machine because once I told him that I don't like going to a barber shop when I could trim my hair at my home. He felt sympathetic towards me and got me a malfunctioned razor. Awww, how generous. But I never told that idiot that since the day he gave me that awful present I had cut my chin, bruised my head and almost electrocuted myself several times. I dumped that piece of shit a month later.

I know. You guys have also suffered from such unwanted generosities. Once or many times you have received a gift from someone that was either inappropriate or turned out to be useless. So if you don't want to end up like that guy, go through this list of worst Christmas gifts to give to someone.

A digital photoframe only lasts for a few months. A cheaper digital photoframe only lasts for a month. Better it is to gift a normal photoframe( and of course without your picture in it) made out of wood or plastic. Gifting a digital photoframe is complicated because initially people try to figure out how to get their photos on to the frame . Gifting a normal photoframe is more simple and down to earth. Digital photoframes are also prone to computer virus.

You would be a real immature if you give a perfume or deo to someone as a gift. First the receiver would automatically think that he/she must smell bad or something. Secondly, they might be allergic to some kinds. Without their concern you should never gift such a thing to somebody. Also it is considered rude.

This is a very stupid gift. Very stupid. Christmas is not about my bathroom smelling good. I don't want scented candles. Again. To most people the odor of scented candles is sometimes undetected because their rate of stimulation of smell is slower. So its a waste of your money and their space. Again. Scented candles are cute, but they'll work better on valentine's day or your anniversary.

First of all they are cheap. They are hazardous. Companies around the world spent almost 2 billion $$ per year to solve their routine hardware problems. People get stuck and pissed working with these cellphones' stalled interface. It is better to buy higher-end smartphones. They cost a little high but their performance is far better than these phones.

The ugly Christmas themed sweater is most of the time picked out by our grandparents and sometimes our friends as a joke. But do we really want a sweater like the one shown below? I mean just look at it. It's a torture to everyone's eyes. Just imagine if you have to wear one of these at your prom night! You'd probably die of embarrassment of even thinking about it. I mean just look at it. Oh God.

You may have read my 'razor' story earlier. Still that is common than what some people get as supposed to be a "present." I've heard stories about people getting an electric dog poop cleaner, a toaster-cum-piggy bank, a ball point pen with an in-built camera and many more. These are really worthless gifts and most of them end up in dustbin because they have no use whatsoever in our daily life. A total waste of time and money. How about gifting a nice wrist watch, eh?

You remember Snooki from Jersey shore. Well she is coming up with her own debut album...... What are you doing? run for your life. And you also remember Kevin, Briteny Spears' ex. He dropped an album when he was with Briteny( now he is bald and fat). The album was a complete flop. Look nobody wants to hear them sing. May be the world is not ready for a fat petite and a stupid punk behind the mic. In case it happens you all should be prepared. God Help Us.

Aah! Greenland.The last place you ever want to be. Greenland is at very top so its kinda cold. There's snow and snow and snow .....and .......snow. Also there is snow. The field of endless white snow and snow mostly scales the whole of the country. There is not much to view other than snow during Christmas. And you may not know this fact that Greenland is full of snow.

A stripper at Christmas party isssss....uh.....not a bad idea, but it would be a bad idea when you throw the party for your kids or your parents. Plus it would be uncomfortable for other guests. They may even tag you as a perv. So don't bring strippers where kids are involved. Their minds are very sensitive.

Look, if you really want call someone like Hillary Swank or something. At least they all know how to bend and act conservative at the same time.

The baddest Christmas gift idea ever. You would be really mean if you received a bad gift and passed it to someone forward. But there are some rules of regifting so that you don't end up like that guy. Several rules of etiquette are proposed in popular media regarding regifting; they include rewrapping the gift, not using the gift before regifting it, and not giving the gift back to the original gift-giver. The act of regifting has become popular on ebay or whatever but its not a proper Christmas gift because think about it: if your best friend receives a nail cutter that actually cuts hair from some idiot and he regifts it to you how would you feel. Tell me, eh, tell me.

So this Christmas choose your gifts wisely, for once Karl Marx said to his wife:

"If you can't find a proper present for me, just give me the fucking money and I'll get something better for me."

He's dead now.